Interesting, I wonder what your team would think of you recording the audio of internal company meetings and sending it to a third party...

To be clear, this was not something I wrote/scripted. I'm quoting the comment. However due to title character limit, I couldn't make that clearer in the post title. :\

Simpler solution. When name is called say "Sorry I didn't hear everything, my connection got cut off could you repeat that?"

Can it ramble incomprehensible about accomplishments of others as its own?

Source or it didn't happen.