needs: I am a cyclist and ride on the sidewalk hitting pedestrians

I am a cyclist and use the crosswalk to run red lights

I am a cyclist and will come up behind you and ride inches away from your car when traffic is slow.

I am a cyclist and ride on the wrong side of the road.

I am a cyclist and do not wear safety equipment even though I know cycling is dangerous.

I am a cyclist and I am right and you are wrong regardless.

Yes, yes I do...