" For me, it was more than just male bonding and mayonnaise in my sweltering hot basement. That was probably the best summer of their lives."

I don't know whether this is serious, trolling, or a damn good sense of humor.

Are you in US? If so, I'm not sure you've ever tried it - what we have marketed and sold as mayonnaise here is something very different (and indeed, quite disturbing) substance: the color, texture and, obviously, the taste is quite different. I used to think that mustard is absent in US as well, but then I found that it's actually sold as "English mustard" but I haven't found real mayonnaise yet...

Man, you do not want to come to the inland West. It's supposedly worst in Utah, but we have it in eastern Washington too--a disgusting little invention called "fry sauce" which is nothing more than a combination of ketchup and mayonnaise.

I love mayo. But I love the movie Undercover Brother where The Man uses Denise Richards to seduce Undercover Brother into enjoying "white people food" like mayo. I had no idea!

Personally I find "Ranch" more disgusting but my anecdotal food trend observations suggest that I'm in a minority in the USA.

Strangely enough, this is actually true. One of my ex-girlfriends used to use mayo as a conditioner every now and then.

Although, I still don't buy mayo as a bedroom lubricant...

Read the original content, it's a troll thread from Reddit.