"Hey guys - how can we get people to click on our dying business' website?"

"Bueller. Bueller."

"I know: let's link the iPhone X to the Unabomber."

"The who?"

"The Unabomber - you know, that nut job that sent mail bombs back in the 90s. Lived in Montana. Wrote a man-i-fes-to."

"Ok. Might work. Get on that."

Article is poorly written, makes some un-logical leaps, and glamorizes a horrible murder's wacko ideas.

This article has nothing to do with the iPhone X, aside from the title. Nice click-bait Chicago Tribune.