I can't believe he wrote this...

Sent to Seattle Scalability Meetup Organizers:

Paying $5000 per month in cash for tech career(SDE) guidance

If you are a team lead or a hiring manager or you have connections from a top tech company in Seattle, I will give you $5000 in cash($100 bills) each month as you provide guidance through my early(entry/junior level) tech career.

It's completely understandable to doubt my competence by now. However, I can assure you that not only I have a verifiable degree from one of the top 20 CS schools in the US but also my apps were featured on many top tech news sites like ycombinator. The reason I'm looking for guidance is because I never worked in a large tech company environment before and my parents want me to get a few years of working experience in large tech companies before they can fund mine. I need your guidance to make the transition as smooth as possible.

Unless your team is doing something a lot more interesting, I prefer to work in an iOS(Swift) team or an IoT team or a computer vision team. If all you can do is an employee referral then you are probably not the person I'm looking for. Contact dyc278@protonmail.com only if your decision matters a lot in hiring process. See the list below for examples of top tech companies.

absolutely no Microsoft tech stack involved

To summarize what's your responsibility as my tech career mentor:

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These are the basic ideas. If you are still interested, we can discuss the details. If your prefer something formal we can finalize the terms into a contract with my lawyer. Verbal agreement is fine with me too.

Keywords:

- Swift - iOS - C - Java - Google - Apple - Facebook - Amazon - LinkedIn - Yelp - Uber - AirBed & Breakfast - Snap