Q: We are talking 'digital' audio, correct? 1's and 0's ... not analogue audio that really benifits from serious quality??!!!!

A: This cable is such good quality that it supports the transference of 0's, 1's and 2's.

Q: If I wrap this cable around my arm, can I punch faster than the speed of light?

A: No, that requires their 16 meter length version.

[1]: It seems to be translated into eider-down beds, that seems to be another meaning of "bed" than I am aware of, oxford dictionary doesn't mention it either: https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/bed - might have been used to mean beddings? The danish word is "edderdunsdyner" which in contemporary usage means eiderdown duvets.

If not, how is it that you aren't miserable? Dust mites can live in there. You can end up congested, with teary eyes, with a runny nose, with a cough, etc.

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