The people of the world experienced a brief glimpse of the freedom they've sold off only for the empty joy of knowing their neighbors are on vacation with their perfect children.

In an unrelated story, worker productivity suddenly increased.

Facebook is launching new tools to help you manage the time you spend on social media.[1] Looks like the "Disable Facebook" feature is working very well.

[1] https://twitter.com/TODAYshow/status/1024630695577169920

Me, too. East coast.

Yesterday I was unable to load anything beyond a single story in any feed. I wonder if their infrastructure is under attack since blocking those russian trolls this week.

It's also taken their status page [1] offline, they clearly haven't learn from Amazon.

[1] - https://developers.facebook.com/status/

>Sorry, something went wrong.

>We're working on getting this fixed as soon as we can.

>Go Back >Facebook © 2018 · Help

https://imgur.com/oeUlXbR

I wonder if we will see postmortem

Instagram wasn't working at all 2 days ago. Anyone else?

It seems to be back now.

m.facebook.com seems to be working for some people (not me).

Its back up in Germany

So what.

Pfft Amazon outages are cooler.

why is this flagged?

Woot!