"A crap link is one that's only superficially interesting."
I believe that this submission is only superficially interesting, sorry.
Grace Hopper went on the David Letterman show at 79 and showed her example nanosecond - a length of telephone wire that would take a nanosecond for a signal to traverse. She died at 85 in 1992 and would probably still be talking about nanoseconds today if she were still alive and mentally sharp.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0738207780/ref=pd_lpo_k2_dp...