This reminds me of a joke.
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After years of training to be a monk, John left his monastery to travel the world and visit other places of worship. One day, he ended up at a monastery high up in the Himalayas. After exchanging pleasantries with his fellow monk brethren, they all gathered for their evening prayer followed by supper. Afterwards, the monks got to telling jokes to pass the time.
“Who would like to tell the first joke?” Said the lead monk.
“I would!” Replied brother Jacob. After some thought, brother Jacob said: “35!” Suddenly, all the monks began to laugh hysterically. John was confused as to why everyone found this so funny, so asked the monk next to him, who replied: “we monks have lived together for so long that we tell each other the same jakes over and over again, so we decided to number them to make things simpler.”
After a few more jokes, John was called upon to tell a joke. After thinking hard, John said: “126.” John then witnessed the monks laugh harder than he had ever seen before. John was both proud of himself and somewhat confused at the same time, so he asked the monk next to him “why is everyone laughing so hard at that joke?”
The monk turned to John and said: “because we’ve never heard that one before!”
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Imagine in future arguments, a discourse that sounds like:
Person A: The sea levels are rising.
Person B: 4,512
Person A: but 125
Person B: Yes, and also 51.