You got 5 comments and six upvotes when you posted it two weeks ago:

http://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=2588415

One of the comments was "I'm too old for this - might suit a 6 year old though."

But more helpfully, your title does absolutely nothing to make me want to click on it. Why should I want to look at it? "Facemouth"? Really? Moving on ...

So your HN submission title needs work. You could also make the effort to submit it when the "newest" page has items more than 35 minutes old. Watch the page to see when items are submitted more slowly, and stay on the "newest" page longer.

Additionally, bit.ly links are frowned on here. Let me see where I'm going - there's no need to shorten it.

And finally, FWIW, I don't have an iPhone.