Shit User Story

61 points by shanebrunette 5 years ago | 10 comments

utborin 5 years ago |

  As a...
  – user
  I want to...
  – ensure the developers behind the product have robustly debated the benefits of tabs vs spaces
  So that...
  – I get more value from the product

Well that cuts to the quick.

DangitBobby 5 years ago |

While trying to share these links in Twitter:

As a...

- App user

I want to...

-Have a new menu item load just before I tap the menu item I wanted

So that...

-I can explore parts of the UI I wouldn't otherwise use

Tepix 5 years ago |

    As a...
    - website user
    I want to...
    - do multiple clicks and scroll and find non-obvious buttons
    So that...
    - I get the minimum cookie choice i want.

iudqnolq 5 years ago |

Does anyone know why this is implemented?

As a... – registered user I want to... – check the ‘remember me’ checkbox So that... – I am merely placated by the placebo effect

asplake 5 years ago | |

As a Zoom user, I want Zoom to forget me on my laptop when I sign in on my desktop, so that I can enjoy typing in my details again whenever I switch machines

Tepix 5 years ago | |

Usually it affects the expire setting of the cookie. Adding the check to the box will make your cookies last longer. I have my browser configured to throw away all cookies whenever i close it so it doesn't work for me either.

DangitBobby 5 years ago | |

Using a pre-built login form template and forgetting to remove the checkbox is my guess.

shanebrunette 5 years ago |

I have sometimes wondered what the product manager writes on these types of Jira tickets..

Tepix 5 years ago |

Wow. These are so true that it hurts.

caffeine 5 years ago |

These are amazing. None of them are made up, I've personally encountered all of the ones he is talking about so far.