Survival Capsule(survival-capsule.com) |
Survival Capsule(survival-capsule.com) |
Hilarity ensues.
[1]https://theyesmen.org/project/halliburton [2] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Yes_Men#New_York_Post_and_... [3] https://theyesmen.org/project/halliburton/talk
But only “some”. It could be made significantly cheaper than traditional shelters because it’s made of aluminum, but there should be a way to anchor it to the ground - I have no desire to go bouncing around through a tornado, thank you very much.
The 4-person model is $17,500? I can get a larger traditional underground shelter for ~$8k installed. If I were in an area without the ability to dig down into the ground or where flooding was a major concern, this would be more attractive I suppose. As it is, it’s just spending 2-4x the money on an inferior solution.
If you _had_ to, you _could_ simply move locations away from a tornado. If you move at 45degree angles to prevailing winds, for instance here in Kansas, that would be west or south, you could sidestep the mesocyclone. If you move northeast, you would increase the time for the mesocyclone to catch you. This is NOT recommended for obvious reasons: If everyone in a neighborhood tried to leave at once, a traffic jam would instantly form, and a car is the worst place to be. But still, if you had no other options, there you go.
The simplest form of shelter is a basement and is highly effective. Or on most new slab houses built in my state today, there's usually one room made of CMUs and has a timber ceiling (A 'safe room'). Even if you have a slab house, there are plastic tornado shelters you bury and provide ample protection if you _actually_ bought a house without a basement in Kansas.
This thing is the worst of all options: You can't move, you're trapped in it, it's above ground so it's susceptible to damage from flying debris (The main hazard in a tornado), it's not secured so you're going to be in a bouncing tornado hamster ball, and it it rolls onto it's door, good luck getting out.
Really the only use would be protect from flood events.
You're spot on with people being where they shouldn't be. That's 99% of natural disasters.
— Philip K. Dick, describing his inspiration for the short story Foster, You're Dead!, written in 1955. Full text available: https://web.archive.org/web/20150419181303/http://american-b...
I'd much rather have a used lifeboat[1] for $8,000 that can hold 20+ persons.
[1] https://commercial.apolloduck.com/boat/commercial-vessels-li...
Edit: I've also seen five drunk people capsize a dingy boat just trying to board it. So I'd hate to take my chances with anything that could capsize in a tsunami, where fast moving debris could crush or trap you the second you hit the water.
I always wonder about websites stuck in time like this. Someone is paying for the bandwidth and site maintenance, yet no effort toward new sales/marketing.
I have a few mostly abandoned side projects in which I periodically renew the certs, update packages, and pay monthly hosting only because I can't bring myself to shut it down.
Wonder what the story is for the Survival Capsule.
"The Survival Capsule is patented as a personal safety system (PSS), designed as a sphere to protect against tsunami events, tornadoes, hurricanes, earthquakes, and storm surges."
So are they building these or are they just building an IP portfolio to use for licensing? Looks like they are taking "pre orders" but the latest news is from 2017, and nothing has been posted on their YouTube channel for 5 years.
But will the occupents survive?
Of course someone already researched what happens if you put humans in a full body harness and stop them quickly: https://www.hse.gov.uk/research/hsl_pdf/2003/hsl03-09.pdf
Given that there are seats facing each other, you’re all but guaranteed to have at least half of the occupants injured in a hard collision.
If a large mass of debris collided with the capsule, the water tight seal or structure itself could become compromised. You'd then be left drowning in a capsule.
If the capsule is buried, how do they find you?
This thing is a coffin if it ever gets under debris, and a floating/drowning coffin if it gets into water. Bonus points if you end up tossed and upside down.
Maybe better than nothing, but certainly not the best money can buy
Jokes aside, I didn’t see anything about breathable oxygen/nitrogen.
Perhaps I missed it.
> Air Supply Tanks (one for each occupant)
It has supplies of air and storage for a week of food.
But the feature list seems to lack any provision for handling human waste, or any kind of radio beacon.
It won't do you much good to survive the tsunami, get washed out to sea, and then sit idly on the waves for weeks after your food runs out because no one can find you or is even looking because you broadcast no long-range signal... Maybe I'm missing something?
I mean maybe, you can barely see it. And there's nothing inside, no camera. And they don't show what it looks like after.
This is like a kickstarter project before kickstarters.
[1] https://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/first-barrel-rid...
I can see this for hurricanes, tsunamis, tornadoes, shockwaves from nuclear attacks.
Not so much for earthquakes.