Show HN: Dev's Full Stack Nightmare (an accurate representation)

schmookeeg 4 years ago |

There is some really funny meta-commentary happening here.

Dev makes an autobiographical game, shares with the group, and is ambushed by complaints and bizarre enhancement requests. :D I could almost read these comments in the voice of a scrum planning/grooming session.

It is very "in the spirit" of the original message. Kudos to everyone playing a part.

tylerrobinson 4 years ago |

I love it that completing an XS-size ticket gives you either nothing, or 1 (one) HP. Not even a permanent health increase. Just 1 HP.

addshore 4 years ago |

I think what just happened to the high scores is an accurate representation of what happens to half the things that end up on Hacker News!

asiachick 4 years ago |

Yes, it is accurate that most people don't get that the octocat logo (https://github.com/logos) is not the git logo (https://git-scm.com/downloads/logos)

danpalmer 4 years ago |

Feature request: different controls for those without a QWERTY keyboard.

kreetx 4 years ago | |

Let's just go with h, l, k and j - we are developers after all :)

jacobobryant 4 years ago | | |

nice thing about hjkl is that by pure luck it still has good placement on Dvorak.

kreetx 4 years ago | | |

I happen to use Dvorak, so you must be kidding?

jacobobryant 4 years ago | | |

No. I also use Dvorak + Vim and I'm happy with the hjkl placement. Sure they're not all adjacent, but there's enough symmetry that I've never found it annoying.

helmholtz 4 years ago | | |

Mate, that's still a ways away from being 'good'. For one thing, I'm constantly recording macros in vim when I mean to scroll down.

smoyer 4 years ago | |

Even with a QWERTY keyboard it's irritating to be ambushed by a bugger and have to use the mouse (or many tabs) to select an action - please at least put the browser's focus on the first option!

ilc 4 years ago | |

I don't know, even as a dvorak user. I think it may add to the horror.

literallyaduck 4 years ago |

Can you add big chunky buttons for navigating on mobile?

Graffur 4 years ago |

Honestly I don't 'get' this.

billpg 4 years ago |

The board is too large for my tablet screen and I can't zoom out.

RNCTX 4 years ago | |

I think that's part of the aesthetic. It's shifted about 20% off of middle on my laptop.

sergiotapia 4 years ago |

Reminds me of Chips Challenge from back in the day.

selimthegrim 4 years ago | |

Or Dungeons of Grimlor from even further back.