We have very small ESP32 boards so plug those in, find a power pin (most controllers will have a 5v/3.3v with headroom enough for esp32 to work) and bam, you're in.
Reminds me of the Raspberry Pi in a thermostat episode from Mr. Robot (but that needed a lot more power and was physically larger)
[1] https://nuttx.apache.org/docs/latest/platforms/xtensa/esp32/...
[2] https://nuttx.apache.org/docs/latest/applications/nsh/index....
Update:
From the post [0]: someone also managed to run Ubuntu 9.04 on the board in 2020 [2].
[0] https://www.cnx-software.com/2021/07/18/linux-5-0-esp32-proc...
[1] https://www.esp32.com/viewtopic.php?t=2681
[2] https://old.reddit.com/r/esp32/comments/dtlj7n/booting_linux...
I wonder if someone already did the opposite and hung one of these tiny things on a classic Mac serial port and used it to ssh into other computers. I know there are a couple of wifi modem emulators using tiny modules like this.
And the PoE version is super cool as well despite not having those.