Tachyum Announces World’s First Universal Processor

Tachyum Announces World’s First Universal Processor(tachyum.com)

21 points by _cbdev 4 years ago | 6 comments

pinewurst 4 years ago |

These people are con men. They’ve been publishing a ridiculous torrent of press releases for the last few years on how they’ve completed simulations of their simulations or ported Linux to a sim environment or are now partners with Kreplachistan State University. Their claimed eval platform is FPGA if it even actually exists. They make Elbrus look like Intel. I’ll believe they are real when I see it but there's almost no possibility of that.

rurban 4 years ago | |

Rado from Slovakistan is certainly not a conman. https://www.tachyum.com/company/board-of-directors/

Sims, ok, fpga, ok, but the Elbrus part not.

LargoLasskhyfv 4 years ago | |

Ahem. Is that any different from most of what comes out of the Valley of Silly Cons nowadays? Fake it til' you make it, and so on? Do they need to have an office in Saint Yuzzuf near the River Oaks at Coyote Creek to be taken seriously?

That aside, those Kreplachistanis have working public transportation in most parts, can brew excellent beer, even excellent guns, which could be of interest to all those Jerkistanis living in endless streetistan with countless carz and gunz, and occassionally great, wide, empty nature in between.

Cheers.

pinewurst 4 years ago | | |

Apologies if it seemed I was insulting those Kreplachistanis, their beer or their guns. My intention was to lament their involvement with "Tachyum" and the credibility sacrifice they're making in the service of the opposite.

karmakaze 4 years ago |

> Tachyum™ today launched the world’s first universal processor, Prodigy, which unifies the functionality of a CPU, GPU and TPU in a single processor, creating a homogeneous architecture, while delivering massive performance improvements at a cost many times less than competing products.

That is a very bold claim. I'll wait for adoption to validate its verity.