I thought this was a Saturday Night Live skit until I'd watched it all the way through.

I live in NYC. We can't even get people to cross the street properly, urinate and defecate indoors instead of all over the sidewalks, or not push each other in front of oncoming subway trains.

Expecting any kind of organized response to a nuclear strike on the city is complete fantasy.

Good to see that in the face of nuclear armageddon they still want us to socially distance and make sure we can only fit a fraction of the usual amount of people in basements.

The Ukraine war wasn't quite enough to boost Uncle Joe's poll numbers. We have to try something a little closer to home.