I want a farside comic where somebody is standing on a chair in a hall of cubicles shouting "I hate my #$*#ing job" while a bunch of cops are coming up the hall on the left, and everybody is still looking at their computer screen.

And I want to be able to copy and paste this description and stick my dick into the algorithm. And I want the computer to read that last part and say "how do you know I wanted it?"

You will all be left behind if you don't start doing amazing shit. Elon just broke the internet by buying twitter and you will either be the dumb children who go dive for the candy first while the blinded man is still swinging the yellow wiffle ball bat, or you will be the asshole who says its not a wiffle ball bat. It is now.

seriously, take quora and CNN.com and put them side by side, and ask yourself. how can i charge people $100 dollars to make these two worlds come together.

And then thank elon and buy twitter blue.

whats funny is that some of you'll think you got it but you will still be wrong.

also spend alot of time on CNN and think about how you can merger these two ideas together. :P

yall censor yourself to a state of anti creativity. and you will pay for that one way or another. kingdoms are expensive. houses in san francisco can burn down

nobody is ever really listening to you. the internet is the most populated country in the world, but you are still a ghost

you keep censoring my mind im going to punch you fucks in the face. That is the attitude of the world you fucking robots.

i swear to god I hate filters. they ruin your life when you are trying to paint beautiful offensive pictures with words.

here is another handout. when i say "super tweet" what do you think that means? because i got the answer

play with quora for awhile. you'll get it. ill give you a map in this labyrinth

because you'll still be wrong. and ill die laughing.

thanks for sparing me.

Elon is right because people would pay to talk here.

the entire sexual orientation of the internet just went from communism to enterprise. and you heard it hear first because i like to run fast because i have competitors.

Things have to change (or grow) otherwise they die. Ask marky mark about how the metaverse is working out for him. People aren't going in that direction. People are trending towards living their life effectively.

We need to be worried that people might quit the internet altogether. sell short and sell. wreck the world so we can finally rebuild

you all burn yourselves

actually the real question is how can you make a millionaire out of somebody who is willing to spend $100 and rob the rest of the dumb fucks blind