pretty sure someone did. They were tracking their coins in an MS Access database or something like that, and when they needed to mine more, it just meant adding some more rows in the database

Now, too much of nothing can make a man feel ill at ease.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOdU8FX6J1M

The kind of nothing which the mere thought of for more than five seconds fills one with existential dread.

Lady Bracknell: I've always been of opinion that a man who desires to get married should know either everything, or nothing. Which do you know?

Earnest: I know nothing, Lady Bracknell.

Lady Bracknell: I am pleased to hear it. I do not approve of anything that tampers with natural ignorance. Ignorance is like a delicate, exotic fruit. Touch it, and the bloom is gone. The whole theory of modern education is radically unsound. Fortunately in England, at any rate, education produces no effect whatsoever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrQQAa6AARc

Lady Bracknell: A handbag??!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyuoUwxCLMs

(Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest)

Hypothetically this could even be considered a mockchain but that's probably going too far

No hypothetically they are very real

Yeah but hypothetically they didn't

Maybe you didn't send it right. Better do another just to be sure. Best case scenario, you get double-rich.

You are already rich, hypothetically.

The blockchain doesn't lie: https://www.blockchain.com/explorer/addresses/btc/bc1qapsvmc...

You got scammed. Hopefully this scam is removed soon.