My favorite one line troll to try to get a drink thrown in my face on K Street was tell someone “Oh yes, Israel has a right to exist - and to not do war crimes, just like Saudi Arabia, who did 9/11”.

(“Policy” is mostly people repeating the same talking points hammered out shortly after Oswald got got, and tenure is useless if you have to sell your soul over wine and/or cheese countless times to get there.)