A nice read.

Slightly off-topic, but Stargate is one of those movies, like the 90s Mummy, like Tremors, that's really much better than it needed to be, and remains greatly entertaining today. The care they put into the Egyptology really speaks to that.

> Stargate, the movie, is a touching documentary about a young James Spader’s deep, personal relationship with a mutant yak.

Oh boy. Time for yet another reboot.