That's the joke, no computation needs to happen because for as long as there exists JavaScript, there will to be an incessant stream of gratuitous JavaScript frameworks.
Maybe (s)he should make a new one to combat this issue. In all seriousness though the amount of nextjs dependencies on this practically static site is probably part of the joke.
No, I actually need a new framework to wrap React so that React can call document.getElementByID. I've never gotten any element by ID personally in my life, that's the stick shift of JavaScript.