That was actually pretty fun, I went in expecting to mess with the underlying prompting. But the questions were exactly what real investors have asked me on this exact pitch and it put me on autopilot.

It's weird how you can have split brain about this stuff: even knowing it's a joke AI thing, the part of the mind that deals with higher stakes situations can be tricked into acting

Edit: For posterity I did go back and get a 9999999999M for 1% offer in about 4 messages, just to confirm.