Ooh! Genuine People Personalites from the real Sirius Cybernetics Corporation [0]. Ghastly!

  "And if you don’t believe that the first replicant or cyborg they
   build will be Elvis Presley you are already wrong." - Rick Roderick

How is this not going to be a re-run of Clippy?

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