That was good for a few laughs. Some of my favourite parts are:

"Having kids is a natural born right for people. The government cannot come in and force people to stop having kids to solve the population problem." - China's One Child Policy

"Too many people in this world means there are too many hands holding on to money. "

"Overpopulation creates a mess of unhappy citizens."

"Loans are killing the value of the dollar."

"This means that people who take out loans are doing a disservice to society."

"Having kids is one of life’s greatest joys. It’s a shame to see that this joy is being abused by so many people. Having too many kids is a sheer sign of greed."

"It’s not up to the government to solve this problem, but us. We have to make better choices when it comes to having kids and taking out loans."