"Why Don't You Do Something Other Than Sit at Your Computer?"

"You're working too much"

"You're not working hard enough"

Can we leave "you" out of titles? I don't want to be lectured every morning by HN, especially when (most of the time) it doesn't apply to me or anyone else reading. How about something more boring but much less infuriating:

"Leading a balanced life when running a startup"