Note: if you sign up with my code (CLEAN-MACHO-AROMA) and this blows up, I may get $69420 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The accompanying email:

“Dear horrible friends,

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The first 10,000 people to refer anyone at all get an instant payment of $4.20. Convince a bunch of friends to sign up and you could get $69 or a free copy of Head Trip. Sign up the most people by 7:30PM PT tonight and we'll pay you $69,420!!!

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Cards Against Humanity”