Joel Stein is Time's humor columnist. It's sometimes confusing because he's not usually very funny. Although to be fair, I can't think of anyone who could make a 100 item list, so he's doomed this time by his choice of format.
...lol, well reading all that nosense was not good for my brain for sure, but I am somehow fascinated about your choice, among the zillion things wrong there, what you picked up as wrong. Reading that was like having to watch a soap opera, or reading those magazines about who dated whom.