I clicked this thinking of the “Welcome to Airspace” essay on The Verge in 2016, and turns out it’s a sequel article by the same author.

https://www.theverge.com/2016/8/3/12325104/airbnb-aesthetic-...

Gotta look for the Ungrammable Hang Zones there are still plenty of them around. https://www.blackbirdspyplane.com/p/un-grammable-hang-zone-m...

Somebody tell the poor kid about fern bars. They were a distinctly boomer phenomenon, and I don't know whether they still exist.