Billionaires' Survivalist Bunkers Go Bonkers

Billionaires' Survivalist Bunkers Go Bonkers(hollywoodreporter.com)

9 points by sherlock_h 2 years ago | 10 comments

takinola 2 years ago |

It kinda makes sense if you have that type of money. Let's say a bunker costs $10 million and offers a 10% incremental chance of surviving an apocalypse then it's pretty much a no-brainer if you are worth a billion or more. For one, you probably make more than that in one year from the interest on your assets alone so you're not going to miss it. And if the worst comes to the worst, the rest of your money is going to be worthless so you might as well invest in an asset that might still provide you some advantage in the ultimate catasrophe.

Obviously, the "offering a 10% incremental chance of survival" part of the above is doing a lot of heavy lifting in this calculation. There's just too many ways for shit to go wrong for you to feel that confident. Still, it might be worth the expense even if you just treat it as a (very expensive) entertainment exercise.

CapeTheory 2 years ago | |

Option 1: Be a valuable member of society rather than a parasite, so that you can contribute something in a doomsday scenario

Option 2: Dig a big hole to live in while the poors eat each other

takinola 2 years ago | | |

The problem with option #1 is you can be as good as you like but you are still screwed if some other asshole pushes the button. At least with option #2, you have some control over your your survival.

Plus, these options are not mutually exclusive. You can do your best to ensure a just, peaceable world while still digging a really big bunker.

reaperman 2 years ago | | |

Those who are valuable today are not likely to be the ones valuable post-doomsday. I’d imagine the bunkered billionaires plan to use a private mercenary force to assist in recruiting whatever useful post-doomsday talent is left afterwards.

The one thing I genuinely wonder is what odds each billionaires gives their private mercenary force for not usurping the “throne” from them after an apocalypse.

defrost 2 years ago |

Apparently the bulk of my state (Western Australia) is filled with billionaire survivalist equivilants.

    Al Corbi, president and founder of Virginia-based SAFE (Strategically Armored & Fortified Environments), which caters to custom designs for the uber-rich, notes that many billionaires are particularly focused on how to survive power grid failures, including buying cars and planes that are less reliant on computer interfaces.

    “A lot of these guys are buying up King Air or older planes that don’t have the electronic avionics, and keeping one or two older cars built before 1986 in their collection, so they’ll still function in an EMP [electromagnetic pulse].

We've got access to old Shrikes [1] and other vintage tech, a bunch of old tractors, and a wealth of 1930s, 40s, and 50s tech that still works all within a 10km radius of where I'm at.

Power is certainly nice to have but most people outside the capital city have backup plans and are used to getting by when it drops out.

[1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aero_Commander_500_family

simonblack 2 years ago |

They they get wiped out by their security personnel, who take over the bunker and dump their bodies outside.

catchnear4321 2 years ago |

unlike the ancient analogues, probably not getting away with silencing the workers that build the bunkers.

that tiny, huge opening.

plasticchris 2 years ago | |

If you have this kind of money just import workers from far enough away that they could never make it to the bunker in time.

catchnear4321 2 years ago | | |

there’s a joke in poor taste to be made here about laborers in…

you know what, never mind. let’s just get to the point.

for someone with this kind of money, bringing people from far enough away, geographically, culturally, and economically, would be a viable means of isolating them, and even silencing them.

Al Corbi, president and founder of Virginia-based SAFE (Strategically Armored & Fortified Environments), which caters to custom designs for the uber-rich, notes that many billionaires are particularly focused on how to survive power grid failures, including buying cars and planes that are less reliant on computer interfaces. “A lot of these guys are buying up King Air or older planes that don’t have the electronic avionics, and keeping one or two older cars built before 1986 in their collection, so they’ll still function in an EMP [electromagnetic pulse].