Parser generators have long been a savior for programmers, liberating them from the daunting task of crafting correct and maintainable parsers. Yet, this much-needed simplicity often comes at the expense of efficiency. We present, Paguroidea, a parser generator that harnesses the power of lexer-parser fusion techniques to create parsers that boast user-friendly grammar definitions while delivering performance that rivals specialized parsers. Building upon the foundations of the flap parser, our work introduces a series of extensions. One of our key contributions is a novel approach to the normalization method. By encoding reduction actions directly into the Deterministic Greibach Normal Form (DGNF), we provide parser generators with flexibility in manipulating semantic actions. This unique approach empowers developers with the freedom to customize their parser generators to their specific needs while maintaining semantic correctness. Furthermore, we formulate the execution of the parser in substructural logic, providing an elegant way to prove the correctness of the amended normalization procedure. In this exposition, we offer a glimpse into efficacious, user-friendly, and correctness-provable parser generation.