CacheRevolt is a satirical take on keeping Redis open-source and preventing the creation of proprietary forks. The bylaws, crafted as a thought experiment, explore a unique approach to funding open-source development: requiring companies to acquire voting stock in a fictitious corporation to have a veto on value destroying code changes and to prevent any developers doing anything sneaky, such as changing the license from MIT.

By tying voting rights to stock ownership, companies are incentivized to invest in the project's long-term sustainability rather than being stingy with donations. Shares in the corporation become a non-depreciating asset, aligning corporate interests with the open-source community.

This model also levels the playing field, as big companies would need to buy out smaller shareholders to gain significant influence. The result? A democratized approach to open-source funding that gives everyone a seat at the table.

While the CacheRevolt Manifesto is tongue-in-cheek, it raises important questions about the future of open-source software development and explores alternative funding models. It's a fresh perspective that the Silicon Valley open-source community might find intriguing, especially in light of recent debates around the sustainability and governance of critical open-source projects.

So, put on your satirical hat, dive into the CacheRevolt Bylaws, and let's start a conversation about innovative ways to keep open-source projects thriving!