For comparison, this IOCCC entry can encode ~128 bytes of random binary data in 33000 pixels, or ~16K of ASCII text.
Compare that to Go, where Hello World weighs 1.8 MB, more than 100x heavier than the lib in question.
Who's there?
Long pause
Java
Also, we'd want to include libc.so and even OS kernel that both Go and JVM depend on.