I'm serious. I'm not even putting an /s at the end of this. You lot despise the left, despise progressives, despise liberalism, despise feminism, despise LGBTQ+, despise secularism. You don't trust immigrants or Jews. Sorry - "bankers, academics and New York liberals." Putin's Russia is the hardline Christian conservative paradise you wish America could be if only that damned Constitution wasn't in the way. So go.
Oh, they want more fodder for prisoner exchanges.