Replace programmer with AI coding assistant and you might have a workable set of principles.

> If [deadlines] start to slip, begin the passive-aggressive comments and veiled threats.

> Email, slack and call them late at nights and/or weekends. This is key to keeping up momentum through the long-weekends and holidays.

lmfao what? Can't tell if this is serious or shitpost. But don't care enough to read it again.