Ask HN: What's your favorite one liners?

2 points by monkburger 252 days ago | 3 comments

incomingpain 252 days ago |

I told my networking team a joke about BGP but they keep spreading it around.

I want to tell them a joke about wifi, but it'll go over their head.

joey_spaztard 252 days ago | |

Tell them a UDP joke and don't care if everyone gets it.

chistev 252 days ago |

Y'all said he was gonna beat me to death? You're right. He died first!

incomingpain 252 days ago |

I told my networking team a joke about BGP but they keep spreading it around.

I want to tell them a joke about wifi, but it'll go over their head.

joey_spaztard 252 days ago | |

Tell them a UDP joke and don't care if everyone gets it.

chistev 252 days ago |

Y'all said he was gonna beat me to death? You're right. He died first!