I've been pitching this idea here since 2017. I have OpenClaw based agents now, so I just had them build it.

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=35002648

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=14363862

It's not a real ETF. It's a parody.

(BTW, my agents are not running on OpenClaw. They are SEKSBots. SEKS = Secure Environment for Key Services. They can do all of their tasks, including scripting, and not have access to sensitive data, like keys.

http://seksbot.com)