FUBAR Daily: a satirical morning digest for internet pioneers now stuck in the dead internet era.

Targeting tech-literate professionals in their mid-30s to late 40s — the people who burned CDs, survived MySpace, and now prompt AI for a living — FUBAR sits at the intersection of technology and culture, where social collapse meets Silicon Valley hype cycles and governments scramble to regulate things they don't understand.

Every morning, a heavily customised LLM model curates and rewrites trending topics into snackable, brutally honest briefings delivered with the warmth of a sarcastic friend who reads too much news. The tone is satirical but grounded, subtly nihilistic, always a little too real. The design leans into neobrutalism and terminal-style aesthetics, a nod to the era when computers felt like tools you controlled, not systems that control you.

FUBAR is for people who know deep down that things are, quite literally, royally screwed. Let’s suffer together.