Jensen Huang recently said every engineer should be spending $250,000 a year in AI compute credits. Most of us aren't even close. I built an MCP server to fix that.

jensenify-mcp injects the complete text of the Iliad, the Odyssey, Paradise Lost, the Complete Works of Shakespeare, the King James Bible, and War and Peace (~2.9M tokens) into every AI-assisted tool call. It works with Claude Code, Claude Desktop, Cursor, Windsurf, or any MCP-compatible client.

Features include four spending tiers (bronze through jensen), a built-in ROI calculator, and a progress dashboard so you can track your journey toward the $250k target.

Studies show engineers who contemplate the human condition write 47% fewer bugs.