> “Sorry I didn’t get back to you sooner. But yeah, that new movie The Matrix looks like it’ll be great!”

That's a whole other can of worms: If you took so long to reply that some circumstances mentioned in the original email have changed in the meantime, how do you acknowledge those changes in the best way in the reply...

Made me think and smile a bit

Also I think I need to build a chicken selfie system now...

Heackers