(Hilarious in the way that's terribly sad, of course.)
It is impossible to review the entire rewritten codebase. There are just too many lines of code, 1 million lines to be exact [1].
Deno and Bun have decent Node compatibility, so couldn't Node APIs be used as the generic runtime interface?
There's something really satisfying about a go binary with minimal dependencies running in a busybox docker container.
I'm quite liking how good Claude Code Opus is at Rust + sqlx (raw SQL with type safety) + actix-web.
I don't know any bad stories about ai-translated apps. Partially because it's a relatively new trend, but also because a big amount of usual vibe code fail modes are not applicable here.