The Baffling World of Masayoshi Son's Presentations (2020)

The Baffling World of Masayoshi Son's Presentations (2020)(bloomberg.com)

100 points by phaser 76 days ago | 52 comments

nippoo 73 days ago |

Here's an example of his latest presentation slides: https://group.softbank/media/Project/sbg/sbg/pdf/ir/investor...

helloplanets 73 days ago | |

Slide number 55 is a beauty.

NickC25 73 days ago | |

Skimmed through this hoping it was some sort of joke, and there was a genuine "gotcha" moment before diving into the stuff professional analysts spend lots of time examining.

Turns out, the joke was on me. I got pictures of fucking geese.

vavos 73 days ago | |

Goose value 0?

Reubachi 72 days ago | | |

Gosh that one got me good. I haven't had a genuine chuckle from a post on here in ages, nevermind one that's from a a CEO of a multibillion dollar firm, who's presentation I was up until that point more or less agreeing with.

IE; It went from "ya know, this is actual a reasonable take to provide investors from a 70+ y/o CEO" to "Goose value 0?"

DANmode 72 days ago | | |

“Is the value of the goose 0?”

sysguest 72 days ago | | |

hmm g00se?

littlekey 72 days ago | |

I love slide 18 with the implication that researchers don't create and engineers don't think.

esafak 73 days ago | |

I can't speak to the numbers, but the values it espouses sound reasonable.

donkey_brains 73 days ago | | |

Preposterous. Clearly the goose is full of golden eggs

financetechbro 72 days ago | |

Really blurs the like between genius and crazy

throwup238 72 days ago | | |

I think he left that line behind a long time ago.

akomtu 73 days ago | |

ASI as Alien Slop Intelligence is already here. The next phase is hardening the slop, I suppose.

JdeBP 73 days ago |

One of Masayoshi Son's recent slideshows has been doing the rounds on the FediVerse this week. If you've seen people making odd comments about 'Goose was not valued.' or 'Goose value 71.' or 'eggs do not lay eggs' over the past few days then Son's 2026 presentation to shareholders is what they are going on about.

* https://discuss.systems/@dev/116807460725864716

This is the context that a lot of us didn't have. Son has been doing this since 2010, the goose laying golden eggs going back to at least 2014, and the 2020 earnings report having a run of 23 slides of geese and eggs. Other weird things over the years have included dog telepathy and a representation of COVID-19 as flying unicorns jumping out of a ditch. As the Bloomberg people pointed out, this significantly came to the attention of the world outwith Japan, which largely boggled at some of the slideshows sans context, in 2019 and 2020. Part of the world is discovering this afresh in 2026.

* https://vice.com/en/article/these-delusional-powerpoint-slid...

* https://trillium.substack.com/p/golden-geese-stirring-the-po...

* https://group.softbank/system/files/pdf/ir/presentations/202...

* https://group.softbank/media/Project/sbg/sbg/pdf/ir/presenta... (https://group.softbank/en/news/webcast/20100625_01_en)

Some of the criticism over the years has focussed not on the more oddball aspects of these slideshows, but on the stereotypical way in which the graphs with projections just suddenly make lines shoot upwards.

rendaw 73 days ago | |

TBF the presentation as a whole makes a lot more sense than the 4 slides out of context.

drumhead 73 days ago |

The baffling thing is how SoftBank still hasn't gone under.

zipy124 73 days ago | |

Lucky bets that paid off enough to cover thousands of bad investments.

yen223 73 days ago | | |

That's the nature of most venture capital isn't it?

Downside is capped, upside is uncapped, why not bet on as many companies as you can?

freefaler 73 days ago |

the one on top didn't work for me, this one did: https://archive.is/oe6NR

skeeter2020 73 days ago |

This feels like the same PE theory / sell job: "Untapped value that can only be unlocked with PMaaS - Professional Management as a Service", only scaled up "because AI". They're trying to change the narative so that SB has a huge intrinsic value, while it's common knowledge that venture funding is a hit-driving business. I don't blame them but it's total bullshit. Funds do this when they're out of ideas and throw a lot of very expensive spaghetti at the wall to see what sticks.

fsh 73 days ago |

I once has the displeasure of using a SoftBank SIM in Japan which relentlessly spammed my phone with unblockable ads. The continuing survival of this company is proof that billionares that got lucky once cannot possibly fail.

Havoc 73 days ago |

Their 30 year plan slide deck was easily the best. That’s where the sorrow slide is from.

Wild that decks like that get produced and approved by such a big company

kencausey 75 days ago |

(2020)

burnermore 73 days ago |

Softbank is a codesmell. If u have worked for a Softbank startup, you'd know. I don't use any Softbank backed services. The employees are in extreme stress. Nothing good can come out of that environment than money printing for the big dogs.

camillomiller 73 days ago |

Masayoshi Son for me has always been the best living example of survival bias. Got very lucky once, been taking terrible decisions ever since. Zuckerberg is another great example.

piker 73 days ago | |

This makes no sense. Masa has at least 2 extraordinary investments and Zuck bought Insta for 1 billion USD.

camillomiller 73 days ago | | |

And then spent 80 billion on the Metaverse, while actively making the world a worse place. Masayoshi son has lost absolutely stupid amount of money on things like WeWork, which he deemed as revolutionary as "AGI", which he is still pushing as inevitable. These are immensely stupid people, with a lot of capital and non-existen ability to self-reflect or care, both enormous advantages when you play a game that favors carelessness.

chews 71 days ago |

This is AI Alzheimers not AI psychosis.

aetherson 73 days ago |

I mean, he was pretty vindicated on Uber. Which kind of hurts me to say, I was a long time Uber bear. But it did indeed emerge from the pandemic stronger.

nmfisher 73 days ago | |

Quick Google suggests Uber is up 66% on its IPO price, but the S&P index is up 85% over the same time period. I think Softbank also sold out around 2022, so the return (vs IPO price) would have been even lower. Didn't check for stock splits etc but I don't think Uber was a home-run for Softbank at all.

conception 73 days ago | |

They also spent a ton of money to get an unchangeable law passed in their favor to bypass employment regulations.

lmm 73 days ago | | |

> unchangeable law

WTF do you mean by this? Even constitutions can be amended, and if an odious law cannot be changed through politics then that only means it will be changed by other means.

returnInfinity 73 days ago | |

yeah I was a uber bear too, some how it has turned around

I was betting on the taxi drivers revolting, but the capital markets have prevailed

nl 73 days ago | | |

In what country would taxi drivers revolt?

I think in most countries the drivers get paid by the taxi license holders and usually can make more money and/or more have more flexible working conditions driving for Uber.

See eg https://www.statista.com/chart/6971/fare-deal-taxi-drivers-e...

CamperBob2 72 days ago | | |

No, their customers revolted. If a business based on "Get in cars with random strangers" beats you in the marketplace, your business model sucks and chances are good that you do, too. That's the taxi industry in a nutshell.

porridgeraisin 73 days ago | | |

The old taxi union+licensing+bully hybrid system common in many parts of the world was far worse than the cruelest thing uber could do.

protocolture 73 days ago | | |

>I was betting on the taxi drivers revolting, but the capital markets have prevailed

Capital Markets found in favor of giant corporation Uber instead of giant corporation Cabcharge.

georgefrowny 73 days ago |

They were right that economics is a dismal science, but to me these days it's not only about the ugly Moloch-like consequences, but also because these utter wierdos are in charge of it, and the medium of economic domination is a PowerPoint of nonsensical AI slop.

oersted 73 days ago | |

I assume that the PowerPoints can be absolute slop because they do not matter at all, the power is elsewhere.

It all comes to names here. The world puts waaay too much faith in successful people being successful again, and too much of the success is attributed to their inherent talent. It’s a classic fallacy of authority.

Ironically, because everyone thinks that everyone thinks that they will succeed, investing on them does yield good returns, because others are likely to invest after. And they do indeed continue to succeed!

It’s as arbitrary as tulips. Bubbles of names. That’s why it’s weirdos, because it’s quite random who is chosen, and I suppose weirdos have a more pronounced brand.

Of course it’s not completely arbitrary, there’s real merit in cracking the initial chicken-and-egg, depending on where you start in life. And there are plenty of ways of squandering the opportunities that come after. But still.

actionfromafar 73 days ago | |

True but these particular powerpoints predate AI slop by far.