Impact Drones: Air Defense as a Service for Civilian Infrastructure(ycombinator.com) |
Impact Drones: Air Defense as a Service for Civilian Infrastructure(ycombinator.com) |
Dear valued customer,
You have received this automated message in response to a monitor on your account with Compact™ Drones. In the past 10 minutes, your account tokens dropped from 77.5% charged to 4.8%, triggering our emergency alert system. We've generated an invoice with the appropriate deals, deductions and service fees to recharge your account to 80% once again. Thank you for putting your faith in the Compact™ Drones Air-Defense-as-a-Service (ADAAS) product.
--- Invoice for account number #1965007 ---
Recent usage:
- Terminal intercept munition (theater ballistic missiles) - DISABLED (account-wide)
- Beyond Visual Range intercept - 140,000 tokens (10,000 tokens x 14 intercepts, 0 misses - [Tweet about it!])
- SHORAD close-in defense intercept - 230,000 tokens (5,000 tokens x 41 intercepts, 5 misses)
- Attritable drone intercept - 1,900 tokens (100 tokens x 2 intercepts, 17 misses)
- Close-in weapon ammunition - (FREE - Waived through September with introductory deal)
--- REMAINING TOKENS: 48,100 ---
The rounded cost to recharge to 80% tokens is: $143,248,000
We value your business at [DUNDER MIFFLIN] and work tirelessly to protect your assets. [Click the link] to file a prefilled bank router and establish a hold for the designated amount. Your diligence is the key to keeping assets secure and avoiding liability for priceless losses. Act now to secure your current rates and applicable deductions.