This didn't actually happen:

https://backofmind.substack.com/p/chortle-on-a-chortle/

In totally unrelated news, the cost of HS2 ballooned to $138B

> starts the fishermans’ tale process

This is the most fucking fake news of the month; every outlet reporting lies as if gospel; it’s been flagged like crazy, yet reposted THRICE..

so @dang and crew let fake stories run roughshod over commenters here no matter the evidence.

dumbest timeline

People who are still Harry Potter fans, especially ones active enough to make this happen, are pretty much self selecting to not care much about the lives of others.

It's a pretty good litmus test for lack of empathy, ime.