My beef with birds has always been that they treat the entire world as their toilet. Woe betide the creature who finds himself beneath a bird.

I am not sure that visitors will spend enough time to get the art. I attempted to give the carrion crow its due, noting 18 legitimate votes. But when I tried to add my rank it landed "the democratic process has collapsed".

Swans are overrated geese. But ducks are fine

ducks >>> all birds