Have fun cleaning Cornucopia.

I was expecting you to say the opposite thing! In North Carolina they are so low that the stream angle ends up much steeper than intended, like trying to use a boy's urinal. I'm tall, but still fit normally in cars etc. There should really be more variation in mounting height, or bring back those tall ones that work universally. I guess it's cheaper to make them small but mounting the flush handle below penis height is asking for trouble.

>I do take significant issue with standard installation practices

I just don't understand why there is no middle option. Either on the ground for a 6 year old or set up for a 2m+ man.

How tall are you and where do you live? I'm dead-on average US male height (5'9") and I've never experienced this.

Janitorial services are equal opportunity

Maybe males are marginally better at geometry due to this additional hands on experience with angles and parabolas. We practice and study ballistic trajectories daily.

other people are just standing there shooting head-on?

I'm not sure if you were joking but they actually won it this year

You probably want to stand in front of it in this case.

I stand with you, brother!