If we're going to have fucking morons wandering the streets, armed to the teeth, can we at least introduce the concept of "aiming".
People who take their guns when they go out in public. Check.
All I can picture is two versions of Yosemite Sam firing indiscriminately. Minimizes the tragedy of the situation, but the world seems to be turning into a darkly humorous slapstick cartoon.
I prefer Seinfeld's approach to parking space disagreements.
Not exactly where my mind went when I saw Baltimore.