RollFWD A rolling prediction list of future headlines. What's yours? We're keeping a rolling list of headline predictions, for a reason yet unknown. Future Headlines as of 03/10/13: 1. Wyoming Joins Texas as Second State to Issue Own Currency In Wake of U.S. Dollar Collapse- matterhorn 2. Following Dennis Rodman Visit, Switzerland Declares War on U.S.- matterhorn 3. Bloomberg Bans Bottled Water: Claims It Robs Our "Precious Bodily Fluids"- matterhorn 4. Patent Troll Claims Rights to Inhalation of Air- matterhorn 5. Demands Licensing Fees From All Breathers- sixQuarks 6. 155 year old sentenced to juvenile detention for tampering with town's singularity machine- devonbarret 7. Outrage as pedestrian killed by self driving car- devonbarret 8. 90% of car accidents caused by self driving system errors.- snowfox 9. Google glass banned in McDonalds- smewpy. |