RollFWD A rolling prediction list of future headlines. What's yours?

3 points by cloudout 13 years ago | 4 comments

We're keeping a rolling list of headline predictions, for a reason yet unknown.

Future Headlines as of 03/10/13:

1. Wyoming Joins Texas as Second State to Issue Own Currency In Wake of U.S. Dollar Collapse- matterhorn

2. Following Dennis Rodman Visit, Switzerland Declares War on U.S.- matterhorn

3. Bloomberg Bans Bottled Water: Claims It Robs Our "Precious Bodily Fluids"- matterhorn

4. Patent Troll Claims Rights to Inhalation of Air- matterhorn

5. Demands Licensing Fees From All Breathers- sixQuarks

6. 155 year old sentenced to juvenile detention for tampering with town's singularity machine- devonbarret

7. Outrage as pedestrian killed by self driving car- devonbarret

8. 90% of car accidents caused by self driving system errors.- snowfox

9. Google glass banned in McDonalds- smewpy.

terrykohla 13 years ago |

Scientific study shows that highly developed neocortex in software developers is still responding to reptilian complex's commands. Hence, dark clouds in sight. (Inspired by cloudout's headline)

devonbarrett 13 years ago |

Number 6 is not mine.

Nitpicking: My name has another t on the end.

Another headline: Infra-hats become number one selling product of the year.

cloudout 13 years ago |

Dark Clouds; internet becomes more vulnerable as 80% of all data now hosted in 20% of the world's data centers.

orangethirty 13 years ago |

It is now illegal to marry your clone.