Are you in your twenties? Are you begging for VC like a dog in the alley with a major case of the shits? (you are arent you) damn.

I sorry, that be a free bj you dont want to give. Even 5 bucks might make you feel better. But ick. Damn for free?

Anywhoo. Picture filters! they are so COOL! like worth a billion dollars (to a sucker). Just imagine when you tell your folks your applying FILTERS to pictures and making them look worse, they will be so proud. So so proud.

And then there was that day whenn you went on that book tour and you got to meet Grumpy Cat face to puss. So awesome. So Awesome.

And its kinda like, if we just had enough malinvestment, and enough cat videos, and enough plane crashes due to pilot error, we could feel good about ourselves,

selling online coupons, and illegal taxi rides and a friend network based on selling our personal information and location.

Heck America is a yard sale! Crash your planes here! Crash your planes here!

We can deal with it. We have no worries. We can sell that shit for scrap.