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10 points by NotUncivil 12 years ago

r12e 12 years ago |

Couldn't resist optimising the script.

  <html>
  <body>
  <script>
  setTimeout(function() {
  var page = ["http://bluestatedigital.com",
  "http://microsoft.com",
  "http://ngpvan.com",
  "http://mongodb.com",
  "http://comcast.com",
  "http://scientology.org",
  "http://timewarnercable.com",
  "http://godaddy.com",
  "http://loggly.com",
  "http://php.net",
  "http://eclipse.org",
  "http://intuit.com",
  "http://mysql.com"];
  window.location = page[Math.floor(Math.random()*page.length)];
  }, 1500);
  </script>
  </body>
  </html>

Any good ideas for compressing the array? At the expense of legibility, obviously.

bentruyman 12 years ago |

Trying to figure out if the JavaScript on this page is intentionally "shitty". Who uses a `while` loop to get a random item from an Array?

stronglikedan 12 years ago |

They would add themselves if it weren't for the infinite loop.

lawncheer 12 years ago |

I wonder how their clients feel about them linking like that, to what are probably some of their biggest campaign contributors. It is funny/unique though.

jostmey 12 years ago |

That was pretty good! I was redirected to Microsoft's website selling a cheap laptop equipped with Windows 8 for less than $300.00.

webo 12 years ago |

What am I missing?

saganus 12 years ago | |

Same thing I'm missing apparently... the page just redirected me to Scientology website (wtf?).

Could someone care to explain us what's this all about?

charlesthomas 12 years ago |

http://imgur.com/hKbKyza

egonschiele 12 years ago |

Hilarious and mostly spot on. MySQL? Oracle hasn't ruined it yet.

thaumaturgy 12 years ago | |

Maybe they tried getting replication to work reliably on MySQL.

projct 12 years ago | |

http://grimoire.ca/mysql/choose-something-else

runn1ng 12 years ago |

.... .technology is now a TLD?

Well, I didn't know that.

thaumaturgy 12 years ago | |

Yeah. The TLD space has become pretty badly polluted recently. My registrar keeps sending me notifications of new available TLDs, and I have to update a piece of code in one of my projects every time.

Here's a current (I think) list:

    "ac","academy","ad","ae","aero","af","ag","ai","al","am","an","ao","aq","ar","arpa","as","asia","at","au","aw","ax","az","ba","bb","bd","be","bf","bg","bh","bi","bike","biz","bj","bm","bn","bo","br","bs","bt","bv","bw","by","bz","ca","cab","camera","careers","cat","cc","cd","center","cf","cg","ch","ci","ck","cl","clothing","cm","cn","co","com","company","computer","construction","contractors","coop","cr","cu","cv","cw","cx","cy","cz","de","diamonds","directory","dj","dk","dm","do","domains","dz","ec","edu","ee","eg","enterprises","equipment","er","es","estate","et","eu","fi","fj","fk","fm","fo","fr","ga","gallery","gb","gd","ge","gf","gg","gh","gi","gl","gm","gn","gov","gp","gq","gr","graphics","gs","gt","gu","guru","gw","gy","hk","hm","hn","holdings","hr","ht","hu","id","ie","il","im","in","info","int","io","iq","ir","is","it","je","jm","jo","jobs","jp","ke","kg","kh","ki","kitchen","km","kn","kp","kr","kw","ky","kz","la","land","lb","lc","li","lighting","limo","lk","lr","ls","lt","lu","lv","ly","ma","management","mc","md","me","menu","mg","mh","mil","mk","ml","mm","mn","mo","mobi","mp","mq","mr","ms","mt","mu","museum","mv","mw","mx","my","mz","na","name","nc","ne","net","nf","ng","ni","nl","no","np","nr","nu","nz","om","org","pa","pe","pf","pg","ph","photography","photos","pk","pl","plumbing","pm","pn","post","pr","pro","ps","pt","pw","py","qa","re","recipes","ro","rs","ru","rw","sa","sb","sc","sd","se","sexy","sg","sh","shoes","si","singles","sj","sk","sl","sm","sn","so","sr","st","su","sv","sx","sy","systems","sz","tc","td","technology","tel","tf","tg","th","tips","tj","tk","tl","tm","tn","to","today","tp","tr","travel","tt","tv","tw","tz","ua","ug","uk","uno","us","uy","uz","va","vc","ve","ventures","vg","vi","vn","voyage","vu","wf","xxx","ye","yt","za","zm","zw"

...I'm not sure what problem ICANN thinks they're solving, but this sucks.

e2e8 12 years ago | | |

Here is the list of all valid top-level domains maintained by the IANA: https://data.iana.org/TLD/tlds-alpha-by-domain.txt

runn1ng 12 years ago | | |

Well. I need to register a .sexy name then.

...done.

bsima 12 years ago |

Honest question: Why is MongoDB on there? I've never used it but from what I've read it seems at least better than MySQL...

ForHackernews 12 years ago |

What's the matter with Logly?

cratermoon 12 years ago |

CLEVAR

<html> <body> <script> setTimeout(function() { var page = ["http://bluestatedigital.com", "http://microsoft.com", "http://ngpvan.com", "http://mongodb.com", "http://comcast.com", "http://scientology.org", "http://timewarnercable.com", "http://godaddy.com", "http://loggly.com", "http://php.net", "http://eclipse.org", "http://intuit.com", "http://mysql.com"]; window.location = page[Math.floor(Math.random()*page.length)]; }, 1500); </script> </body> </html>

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