I need one of these for conspiracy theories, to prove a point to a colleague that one of his OTT conspiracy theory friends is nothing but a bad AI construct...
It's a PCA boosted hidden markov model using sparse regression trees to map into infinite gradient boosted dimensional kernel space, pruned with C5 LOESS zero one loss function and L2 regularization parameter implemented in SVM.
...someone should make a bullshit generator for ML models